![]() (holds up a magazine with him on the cover) I was rated "Number One Ugliest Man in the Privacy of His Own House". Jon: Quiet, you! You're just jealous 'cause there's a new cute critter in the house, alright? And I ain't talkin' about myself. ![]() Jacques: I don't know how I feel about this feast. Jon: Dine with me, newfound horse friend! Oh, what? You don't like it? Huh? Come on, there are starving equine out there this Thanksgiving. Cuts back to Jon's room, where he is now attempting to eat a slice of the brick as the very much uninjured horse approaches.) (Cuts to black as the horse neighs in pain as the brick is seemingly thrown at it. C'mon, this is America! (holds up a brick) Yeah, of course I got the brick! What're you talkin' about? (realizes) Oh. Deal with this myself? I can't deal with something myself. Jon: Oh, thaaaat's just wonderful! And what exactly am I supposed to worship now?! (back on the phone) Yeah, I- I dunno what you expect me to do. (The horse pushes the bust over, causing it to make a shattering sound.) Jon: (to horse) No! No, you be careful with that! Oh, that's my priceless, vaguely adult Macaulay Culkin head bust! (The horse comes across a bust of Macaulay Culkin's head.) (a live miniature horse is seen in Jon's room) Yeah, this thing's still alive and kicking! A- Alright, e- i- it's walkin' around doin' its business like its got a report to file on Monday! ![]() Yeah, well, the first of many problems is it doesn't appear to be a turkey at all. Uh, I'm calling about the Thanksgiving turkey I ordered this season. (Jon is seen talking on his Garfield phone with someone.) Ronald McDonald from the Japanese McDonald's commercials slowly rises from behind the couch waving, then quickly sinks back down with no one any the wiser. Jon is seen on a couch playing a videogame as Chester Cheetah and one of the California Raisins sit on either side of him. (Title card shows the video title in all caps, with two hamburgers acting as the O's in Food. ![]()
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